Posts tagged ‘Overheard’

The weather today

I heard the absolute lousiest weather report on the radio today. It went something like, “The weather will be like Fann Wong with a fever… fair and warm.”

<cue Homer Simpson: D’OH!!!>

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October 20, 2009 at 23:02 4 comments

From The Fitting Room

Overheard from the next cubicle, while I was trying on a dress at Warehouse.

(Sound of the next door being opened)

Customer: Could you take a look at this and tell me if there’s a bulge there?

(Long pause)

Salesgirl: Er, no.

Customer: No, I’m very sure there’s a bulge. Look here carefully.

(Another long pause)

Salesgirl: (helplessly) That’s… probably your panty line?

Customer: No, cannot be. I am wearing seamless panties.

I think: Good grief. Too much info.

And then…

Customer: Come. Look. It’s seamless but still have bulge. You touch here.

Eeeeuurrrgggh!!!

August 25, 2009 at 09:14 1 comment


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Playing in my head over and over again argh

I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song (Jim Croce)

Book(s) of the moment

Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)

Books read in 2010 and 2011

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (JK Rowling) - 'cos the movie's coming out!
Frankenstein: Lost Souls (Dean Koontz) - ah, bugger, it's part of a series! Now I hafta find all the books...
Dismantled (Jennifer McMahon) - oh, good one
Tigerlily's Orchids (Ruth Rendell)
Shutter Island (Dennis LeHane) - reminds me too much of work
Holy Fools (Joanne Harris) - it's official: I prefer her scary books
A Series of Unfortunate Events; The Unauthorized Autobiography; The Beatrice Letters (Lemony Snicket)
The Little Friend (Donna Tartt)
The main books - 11 so far - of the Southern Vampire series; the Aurora Teagarden series except for A Fool & His Honey - that makes it 7; Sweet & Deadly (Charlaine Harris)
The Woman in Black (Susan Hill)
Full Dark, No Stars (Stephen King)
Room: A Novel (Emma Donaghue)
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (Ransom Riggs)
The Bachman Books (Stephen King)
Men At Arms (Terry Pratchett)
Carpe Jugulum (Terry Pratchett)
The Fifth Elephant (Terry Pratchett)
Beauty (Robin McKinley)
The Sandman, Vol 1 (Neil Gaiman)
The Burden (Agatha Christie) - her crime novels are waaay better
Snuff (Terry Pratchett)

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