How To Break In New Shoes

May 6, 2009 at 08:34 Leave a comment

I always avoided closed-toe shoes because they were painful. They would pinch my toes and blister my heels, and the only way I could wear them was with lots of Handiplast.

It didn’t really bother me until recently. Suddenly I felt the urge to look polished, which sandals and open-toes can’t always achieve. I blame tulip skirts. The blouse-and-tulip-skirt combo won’t do its sexy secretary look without closed-toe heeled pumps. And stockings. I’ve never been able to wear stockings with open-toes without feeling a bit trashy.

So closed-toes it had to be. I bought a pair of champagne pointy-toes and another pair of purple patent round-toes (which Mr. Manx later informed me look like a pair of brinjals).

Ouch. Ouch.

Thanking God for the Internet, I began researching ways to make these shoes wearable. I did NOT dare to try any of the following:

  1. Bite the shoes. I kid you not. This is an old Chinese belief. You bite them before they bite you.
  2. Pack them with wet newspaper or a Ziplocked bag of water, then put them in the freezer. This actually sounds fairly reasonable, but my groceries would object.
  3. Run over them with a car.
  4. Or use a hammer.
  5. Wear the shoes. Stand in a basin of warm water. Alternatively, take a hot shower for 20 minutes. Get out of the water and walk around till the shoes dry. Or disintegrate.
  6. Stuff them with potatoes. I don’t know why.
  7. Oil them and bake them. (With the potatoes?)
  8. Pee in them. You’ll never get blisters from shoes you refuse to wear.

What IS helpful, though, are socks. Thick socks. I pinched an old pair of Mr. Manx’s and put them on before stuffing my feet into the new shoes. I walked around like that, strictly at home, for half an hour, three days in a row. I looked like a bad joke, but heck, the shoes fit well thereafter! Much less pinching.

The second helpful thing was a thick white candle. Rubbed over rough bits like heels and seams, it really does help to prevent friction blisters.

The third thing that helped were Insolia inserts. More about them in a later post. They do nothing for pinchy shoes, but work wonders for high heels that kill the balls of the feet.

Of course, the treated shoes still need to be worn and given time before they really give in and learn the contours of the feet.

My own testament is that I wore the brinjal shoes out for the very first time to a Jason Mraz concert, which turned out to be a stand-up-and-groove-all-the-way concert, and my feet were absolutely fine. Hurray for old sports socks!

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Hogfather (Terry Pratchett)

Books read in 2010 and 2011

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (JK Rowling) - 'cos the movie's coming out!
Frankenstein: Lost Souls (Dean Koontz) - ah, bugger, it's part of a series! Now I hafta find all the books...
Dismantled (Jennifer McMahon) - oh, good one
Tigerlily's Orchids (Ruth Rendell)
Shutter Island (Dennis LeHane) - reminds me too much of work
Holy Fools (Joanne Harris) - it's official: I prefer her scary books
A Series of Unfortunate Events; The Unauthorized Autobiography; The Beatrice Letters (Lemony Snicket)
The Little Friend (Donna Tartt)
The main books - 11 so far - of the Southern Vampire series; the Aurora Teagarden series except for A Fool & His Honey - that makes it 7; Sweet & Deadly (Charlaine Harris)
The Woman in Black (Susan Hill)
Full Dark, No Stars (Stephen King)
Room: A Novel (Emma Donaghue)
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (Ransom Riggs)
The Bachman Books (Stephen King)
Men At Arms (Terry Pratchett)
Carpe Jugulum (Terry Pratchett)
The Fifth Elephant (Terry Pratchett)
Beauty (Robin McKinley)
The Sandman, Vol 1 (Neil Gaiman)
The Burden (Agatha Christie) - her crime novels are waaay better
Snuff (Terry Pratchett)

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