The weather today

I heard the absolute lousiest weather report on the radio today. It went something like, “The weather will be like Fann Wong with a fever… fair and warm.”

<cue Homer Simpson: D’OH!!!>

From The Fitting Room

Overheard from the next cubicle, while I was trying on a dress at Warehouse.

(Sound of the next door being opened)

Customer: Could you take a look at this and tell me if there’s a bulge there?

(Long pause)

Salesgirl: Er, no.

Customer: No, I’m very sure there’s a bulge. Look here carefully.

(Another long pause)

Salesgirl: (helplessly) That’s… probably your panty line?

Customer: No, cannot be. I am wearing seamless panties.

I think: Good grief. Too much info.

And then…

Customer: Come. Look. It’s seamless but still have bulge. You touch here.

Eeeeuurrrgggh!!!